Blast from the Past from the Future

So, the other day, I was surfin’ the internetz, looking for stuff and I found something from my past.
Sorta.

“ WESLEY CRUSHER–

FACT: All intelligent, nerdy, fangirlish females between 13 and 30 expect their “significant others” to be preternaturally clever, unwaveringly moral, and able to fix anything with anything.

FACT: This is because we watched Star Trek: The Next Generation as teensy babes and developed crushes on Acting Ensign Wesley Crusher before we even knew what crushes actually were.

FACT: We now judge all men in our lives by the high standards Wesley Crusher set for us while we were still in overalls and L.A. Gear sneakers.

Many Wesley Crusher fangirls have now transferred their allegiance to such nerd-friendly entertainment as Harry Potter, Supernatural, and Battlestar Galactica.

…we also attend conventions. DO NOT JUDGE.”

This thing is so TRUE.
Wesley Crusher was totally my “Edward Cullen”, back in the day! (Except totally not supposed to be dead)
Basically, because of Wesley Crusher, I now have unrealistic expectations in men.

THAT IS ALL.

… DO NOT JUDGE.